dont be jealous its okay i love u
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
dont feel weak its ok to cry
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
i would describe myself as fuckin stupid because idk what either of those words mean